I adore Eggplant Parmesan, but not so much the time it takes to make. You know what doesn't take a long time to cook? Noodles. Can you make noodles out of eggplant? Heck yeah you can. And if you play your culinary cards right, you can get all the flavor of eggplant Parm in just 60 seconds.When shopping for an eggplant, choose one with tight skin, no wrinkles or blemishes. It should be kind of heavy for its size, and when pressed with a finger, the flesh will give slightly, but bounce back all the way.A note on purging: Eggplants are 95 percent water, and that water is laden with rather bitter-tasting alkaloids. This is why most of the eggplant served in America feels like Styrofoam and tastes like old coffee. By “curing” the eggplant with salt, much of this troublesome fluid can be drawn out. The result: better flavor and a meaty, toothsome texture that won’t remind you of biting off a chunk of cooler.This recipe first appeared in Season 5 of Good Eats.
Peel the eggplant, leaving 1 inch of skin at the top and bottom. Using a mandoline, slice the eggplant lengthwise into 1/4-inch thick slices.
Place the eggplant slices on a wire rack set over the sink and generously sprinkle with kosher salt. Wait 15 minutes, flip, sprinkle again, and wait another 15 minutes. Rinse thoroughly under cool water and gently squeeze out excess water. Place on paper towels and pat dry. Cut the slices into 1/4-inch wide strips so that they resemble linguine.
Heat a 10-inch saute pan over medium-high heat and add the oil. When it shimmers, add the garlic and red pepper flakes and toss for 10 seconds. Add the eggplant and toss to coat. Add the tomato and toss for 15 to 20 seconds. Add the cream and toss for another 10 seconds. Finish with the bail and Parmesan. Transfer to a serving dish, top with breadcrumbs, toss, and serve immediately.