I have long suspected that squid have been waiting and plotting an invasion. As you can see from http://www.ocregister.com/news/squid-382952-ink-water.html global squid activity is on the rise and I think this is simply an attempt by the squid lords to position forces. Most squid have tiny brains and cannot possibly manage such an undertaking but wait. They’re being controlled by sinister “giant” squid which have, after centuries of hiding in the depths, begun to show themselves: http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/09/world/asia/japan-giant-squid/ The “general” cephalopods are clearly in charge and no doubt intend to reign over all humankind.
What must we do?
Eat them of course…as fast and as ferociously as we can. Luckily squid are easy to handle in the home kitchen, they’re healthful, and delicious.
DO YOUR PART BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!